Hello. My name is Piper and I am a young Border Collie trying to come to terms with the world in which I live. First of all I should explain that Border Collies are very special dogs. We are super smart and very keen to please our masters and mistresses. We are also very athletic dogs. So the upshot of all of this is that we know what you want us to do, we are desperate to do it for you, and it must be done at a speed of at least 1000 miles an hour - more if necessary.

Wait I hear you ask, how can a dog keep a blog? As I said, I am a Border Collie! And I must be special, even by Border Collie standards, because I am often called a “little sod”. There, how special is that!